you gave me the map to a love I never knew I had
I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re not a proper A.R.M.Y. unless you’ve stopped for a moment, burst into hysterical giggles, and asked yourself, “what the fuck is wrong with these guys? Why do I stan them?!”
And of course you have no answer.
I…don’t think there is an answer, to be totally honest.
My god I love them. ♥
…(for the second time in my life) and then on Saturday I got really sick and I think my head’s trying to do away with me. Evil.
Grumpus face.
Song of the Day: “Boy Meets Evil”, BTS.
Because I have been playing “WINGS” on repeat to get to sleep while my face attempts to fall off. Genuinely more excited about their next comeback than I am for cheap chocolate after Valentine’s Day, this year.
(whisper) BTS deserved that daesang
Well, I WAS going to sleep. I was. Now I’ll be awake until 11pm Korean frickin’ time. Is something going to drop?!
RapMon, if this is your handiwork, consider yourself unbiased. Except not ever.
ADDENDUM, thee nekst daye (ごぜん12時12分): called it. Screw you, Kim Namjoon, I don’t want all these feels, you’re awful, don’t ever do that ever again except please do, please please do, you stupid gorgeous human being.
Those lyrics (going by my wonky, wonky Korean skills, anyway) are just heartbreaking. And his vocals have gotten so much better, oh my god. (Yes, I know there’s autotune, and I’m not talking about the autotuned parts, wiseass. Those first “always, always”es are pure and beautiful.)
20 December:
“Agust D”, Agust D
Suga’s mixtape fucking slays, just so you all know. And you have no idea how much I love the line “sending you all to Hong Kong with my tongue technology”. I’ll leave it up to you to Google what ‘sending someone to Hong Kong’ means in Korean. Wink wink.
TODAY, FINALLY:
“So Far Away”, Agust D feat. Suran
Yes, again, but important. Never thought an Agust D track would have me bawling my eyes out, but there you go. Goddamnit, Suga, all you do lately is make me cry! (Fucking hell, Min Yoongi. You keep this up and you’ll be my…bias bias wrecker? Second bias wrecker? Can you even have a second bias wrecker?)
December 2: “Blood Sweat and Tears”, BTS
So it’s already been SotD, before I was an ARMY. I don’t frickin’ care. There is no song more appropriate for this date than that one. Artist of the Year.
Things! In point form because my tailbone is trying to kill me! (More on that later.)
MAMA 2016! Some thoughts.
“Reflection”, BTS (Rap Monster solo). Because I love this freaking gigantic nerd himself and it’s beautiful, and sad. YES MOAR BTS YOU’LL GET OVER IT EVENTUALLY.
Song of the Day for today!
“Whalien 52”, BTS.
Yes, moar BTS, because while I was off battling the migraine from Pandemonium, these seven losers managed to take out a daesang award (Album of the Year!) at the MelOn Music Awards and everybody cried. Including me when I woke up. (If they don’t just sweep the entire world with “Wings” next year god help me something’s going to get pipe-bombed, to quote my friend Pete.)
Also, I’m not an ARMY but I swear to frog, if BTS doesn’t take out the Best Video MAMA for “Blood Sweat & Tears”, god help me something is getting blown up. Or at least scowled at. Seriously, that video is poetry. (And raises far more f’ing questions than it answers, but that’s probably why I like it so much.)
[Retrospective note: a week later I gave up pretending. I was definitely an ARMY. ♥]