Category: BTS

I am watching BTS get quite tipsy and all I can think is I would sell both my kidneys to get drunk with them. Especially RM, all my biasing aside. The boy is hilarious.

(I would also bring an ice-pack for any limbs and/or joints he manages to smash against the table.
…or I might smash against the table, fine, okay, I do that too. Shut up.)

May 24th — “ANPANMAN”, those seven idiots I stan
(Okay, if this doesn’t put the nail in the “BTS are miming their performances!” argument, nothing will. These beautiful jackasses can’t even remember to mime when autotune [as an instrument] dictates that they have to. And RM officially doesn’t even bother trying, it’s literally on record. XD *wheeze* Also good god I love this track. It’s ridiculous and wonderful.)

May 26th — “P.O.P (Piece of Peace) Part 1”, J-Hope
(okay, so the Hixtape being being solely responsible for me actually sitting my ass down and, y’know, completing my frickin’ book’s coding aside, this track is golden. Hobi has a pretty voice, too. He should sing more often. [Which I may say to other members of the rap line, too *cough*RM*coughhack* No, seriously. When he sings within his range? The boy’s voice is husky and beautiful, his natural breath control is actually miles better than Jungkook’s, Mr Voice-Of-The-Band, and his falsetto, if a little weak in projection, is so mobile. Now, imagine if a) someone kicked him in the shins whenever he did the mumbly “I’m a rapper, I don’t sing” garbage, and b) BigHit sunk some money into training him properly.]
…got off track there. F’ing biases, I swear.)

May 27th — “We Don’t Talk Anymore Part 2”, JK feat. JM
(And speaking of the Golden Maknae, here’s him and Jimin performing a song originally performed by a male-female pair, with all the original pronouns intact. It’s fascinating if only for that fact. Adds a whole weird dimension to the song, and I kinda love it.)

…one day SOTD will not be a slew of kpop. It just won’t be today. Oh well! :3

Because music is important, okay. So is some fangirling. 好きなものは好きだから好きので。

11th — “Don’t Leave Me”, BTS (or are they Boudan Shounendan/防弾少年团 for Japanese tracks? :P)
This is really good. Like, nothing amazing structurally, but Jimin’s vocals, and Jin’s voice! I swear to god. GIVE THE BOY MORE LINES. (Also, holy fwck, their official promo photos for ‘Tear’ are killing me completely.)

12th — “Singularity”, BTS (V solo)
…okay, I have not been emotionally and intellectually compromised this way since they dropped the “BS&T” MV, and I am liking this. Even if no other track on Tear is anywhere near as good as this, I’m fine with it, we can all go home. Taehyung’s voice is liquid gold silk, or red wine, or…or…jfc, just go listen. (Anyone who intimates that TaeTae can’t sing literally deserves a slap, now. Bitch, is you deaf?! And him touching himself the way he does in the first part of the video is…so bizarrely sexy and sensual and adjfkl;sa please get me a stiff drink. He ain’t even my bias.)

Song of the Day: “Sea”, BTS.

The rest of the fandom: “PARK SATAN YOU ARE KILLING ME OMG”

Yrs truly: “…Park Jimin, you are too skinny right now. :(”

Seriously. My fretting over that boy and his weight is never not going to be a thing. And he is too skinny right now, again. He makes me worry…

…(for the second time in my life) and then on Saturday I got really sick and I think my head’s trying to do away with me. Evil.

Grumpus face.

Song of the Day: “Boy Meets Evil”, BTS.
Because I have been playing “WINGS” on repeat to get to sleep while my face attempts to fall off. Genuinely more excited about their next comeback than I am for cheap chocolate after Valentine’s Day, this year.

(whisper) BTS deserved that daesang

Well, I WAS going to sleep. I was. Now I’ll be awake until 11pm Korean frickin’ time. Is something going to drop?!

RapMon, if this is your handiwork, consider yourself unbiased. Except not ever.

ADDENDUM, thee nekst daye (ごぜん12時12分): called it. Screw you, Kim Namjoon, I don’t want all these feels, you’re awful, don’t ever do that ever again except please do, please please do, you stupid gorgeous human being.

Those lyrics (going by my wonky, wonky Korean skills, anyway) are just heartbreaking. And his vocals have gotten so much better, oh my god. (Yes, I know there’s autotune, and I’m not talking about the autotuned parts, wiseass. Those first “always, always”es are pure and beautiful.)